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[May 15th, 8:42pm] |
Claudie: I will but I have to go in a sex first
Katy: ....
Claudie: sec*
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[May 15th, 8:39pm] |
Katy: yay!
Claudie: yip!
Claudie: tup* even
Claudie: yup*
Katy: Lol!
Claudie: *facepalm*
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[May 15th, 8:36pm] |
Claudie: You sound hyped.
Katy: new smeelies make me happy
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[May 15th, 8:35pm] |
Claudie: "Sky," He fgtins.
Claudie: typo twat!
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[May 15th, 8:33pm] |
Katy: It's why I took my shite shirt off.
Katy: *white - because I make the most amusing typos
Claudie: LOL! That was brilliant
Katy: I know. So silly of me
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[May 15th, 8:30pm] |
Katy: "Yeah?" She asked, smilin.
Katy: *smiling
Claudie: shes country now?
Katy: Shut up!
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[May 15th, 8:26pm] |
My mum has a rape alarm that's shaped like a mouse. Every morning she get's the 10.30 bus into town and knows a few people on it. So, as usual, she can't find her bus pass and in the process, sets off the rape alarm. Problem is, she can't remember how to turn it off. So it's screeching, the people she knows are dying of laughter, the others and grumbling, the driver is refusing to leave because it's so loud his hands are over his ears and nothing is turning this thing off. So she goes "There's only one thing for it!" and tosses it, still squealing, into the hedge by the bus stop and the bus goes.
She get's the 12:00 bus home and asks my dad to meet her because she has heavy bags. My dad can hear the bloody alarm half way down the street! It's still going off, loud as ever! He finds it in the hedge, pushes the tail in and it silences and he hands it back to Mum.
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[May 15th, 8:24pm] |
She works on a bus escorting special needs kids and the driver was supposed to pick her up, but there are different drivers and some pick her up at the end of the road, others pick her up at the door. So this gem happens...
Mum: I've texted Jerry but he hasn't gotten back to me!
Me: So ring him?
Mum: I've tried but it's not working!
Me: Is it a mobile?
Mum: No, it's a wierd number.
Me: Wierd numbers sometimes work. Have you tried?
-she tries-
Mum: It's still not working!
Me: -sighs- Okay, well, does it have an 07 at the front?
Mum: No, it has this wierd number, 447 something! What kind of number is that?!
Me: .....it's the country code Mum...+44 is the UK....
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